Post by RiverJim on Jan 24, 2008 16:39:54 GMT -5
An ol boy was about to get married to the girl he'd been with for about 1.5 years.
Her 22 year old little sister always wore tight little miniskirts and low cut shirts.
It seemed she was always bend over and giving him a show at times when only he was around.
As the wedding date gets closer the little sister calls him and ask him to come over cause there's some problems with the invations.
When he gets there he finds her alone and she wispers to him that she has a crush on him and that if he wants to have one last fling before the wedding that she'd be upstairs and she struts upstairs.
He stands there dumbfounded for just a second then takes off running out the front door.
As he JUMPS off the porch he is greeted by applause by his future father/mother/brother and sister inlaws!
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ALWAYS leave your con-dums in the glovebox! ;D
Her 22 year old little sister always wore tight little miniskirts and low cut shirts.
It seemed she was always bend over and giving him a show at times when only he was around.
As the wedding date gets closer the little sister calls him and ask him to come over cause there's some problems with the invations.
When he gets there he finds her alone and she wispers to him that she has a crush on him and that if he wants to have one last fling before the wedding that she'd be upstairs and she struts upstairs.
He stands there dumbfounded for just a second then takes off running out the front door.
As he JUMPS off the porch he is greeted by applause by his future father/mother/brother and sister inlaws!
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Moral of the story>
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ALWAYS leave your con-dums in the glovebox! ;D
