Post by raporter on Dec 4, 2007 16:49:32 GMT -5
Lost at Home Depot
Two guys, one old and one young, were pushing their carts around Home
Depot when they collided.
The old guy said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
"The young guy said, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like?"
The young guy said, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
blue eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Two guys, one old and one young, were pushing their carts around Home
Depot when they collided.
The old guy said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
"The young guy said, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like?"
The young guy said, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
blue eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
