Texas Bars

A Texas Tech graduate, a University of Texas and a Texas Aggie grad
> were sitting in a bar in San Antonio .
>
> The view of the river was fantastic; the beer was ice cold and the
> food exceptional.
>
> "But", said the guy from Tech, "I still prefer the beer joints back in
> Lubbock.
> There's one place where the owner goes out of his way for the locals.
> When you buy 4 beers, he will buy the 5th."
>
> The Longhorn said, "Well, at my local bar in Austin, the owner will
> buy your 3rd drink after you've bought 2."
>
> "Hell, that's nothin'," the Aggie responded. "Back in College Station
> there's this bar where the moment you set foot in the place they'll
> buy you a drink and keep them co ming all night. Then when you've had
> enough to drink, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid. And
> it's all on the house."
>
> The Red Raider and the Longhorn immediately doubted the Aggie's
> claims. "And this actually happened to you?" asked the Tech grad.
>
> "No, not myself personally," admitted the Aggie. "But it did happen to
> my sister."
>