Politeness on a date

Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to
teach good manners, asked her students the following
question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have
to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude
and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend
of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted......