A.D.D.

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer,
the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out
for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I
can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the
corner.

Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up
just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I
should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down
I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and
I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley
next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get
a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that
moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes
on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

HarleyMan