Post by tusti on Aug 25, 2006 17:43:17 GMT -5
A guy walks into a bar in the woods of Alabama and orders a White Wine.
All the Hillbillies sittin' around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the North.
The bartender says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Alaska."
The bartender says, "Alaska ? What ya do in Alaska?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
Wide-Eyed, the bartender says, "A taxi-dermist? What in thee heck is a taxidermist?
The guy says, " I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys... He's one of us."
All the Hillbillies sittin' around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the North.
The bartender says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Alaska."
The bartender says, "Alaska ? What ya do in Alaska?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
Wide-Eyed, the bartender says, "A taxi-dermist? What in thee heck is a taxidermist?
The guy says, " I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys... He's one of us."
