Post by Woody Williams on Aug 10, 2006 19:12:23 GMT -5
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.
"Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?", asked Bubba
"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
"Wow! I'll have to sleep on that," said Bubba.
Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were
having?" asked the psychiatrist.
Bubba replied, "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.
I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!"
The psychiatrist couldn't believe it ans asked," Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
Bubba said, "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!"
"Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?", asked Bubba
"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
"Wow! I'll have to sleep on that," said Bubba.
Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were
having?" asked the psychiatrist.
Bubba replied, "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.
I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!"
The psychiatrist couldn't believe it ans asked," Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
Bubba said, "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!"
