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Post by tusti on Aug 10, 2006 17:22:42 GMT -5
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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Post by Woody Williams on Aug 10, 2006 17:50:32 GMT -5
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there any more. FUNNY... .
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Aug 11, 2006 9:15:00 GMT -5
Good one.
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Post by Decatur on Aug 11, 2006 9:33:09 GMT -5
Vryy funny! You my friend, are warped! And I love it!
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Post by chicobrownbear on Aug 11, 2006 10:03:30 GMT -5
Oh I get it, because the toilet paper aisle features the sound of your mother pounding on the bathroom door and yelling "I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN THERE TUSTI!" ;D
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Post by jstalljon on Aug 11, 2006 10:08:05 GMT -5
Oh I get it, because the toilet paper aisle features the sound of your mother pounding on the bathroom door and yelling "I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN THERE TUSTI!" ;D The real question is Tusti....are you still "MASTER OF YOUR DOMAIN" (Man I love Seinfeld)
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Post by Decatur on Aug 11, 2006 10:11:35 GMT -5
"I'm out!" (slams $100 on the table) ;D
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Post by jstalljon on Aug 11, 2006 10:14:39 GMT -5
"I'm out!" (slams $100 on the table) ;D Somehow D, I knew you'd follow up on this one!...Classic! "I walk in to find you treating your body like an amusement park" I could go on and on!
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Post by squirrelhunter on Aug 11, 2006 11:15:38 GMT -5
;D ;D
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Post by chicobrownbear on Aug 11, 2006 12:37:11 GMT -5
Oh man I remember that episode like it was yesterday. I laughed until I was sick!
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