Post by Decatur on Aug 9, 2006 13:51:00 GMT -5
Now, That's Ugly!
A fella was tending to his cattle one morning when out of a cedar grove another man came carrying a turkey over his shoulder.
"Sure is a nice bird. Where did you get him?" asked the farmer.
"Back up in that cedar grove," replied the hunter.
"I've been here all morning and I didn't hear the shot, how did you get him?" the farmer inquired.
"Well, I'm sooooo ugle, I just kinda hunker down amonst the bushes and when he gets in real close, I jump out a screamin' and making such a face that it "uglies" them to death. I used to take my wife along, but she tore 'em up too bad".
A fella was tending to his cattle one morning when out of a cedar grove another man came carrying a turkey over his shoulder.
"Sure is a nice bird. Where did you get him?" asked the farmer.
"Back up in that cedar grove," replied the hunter.
"I've been here all morning and I didn't hear the shot, how did you get him?" the farmer inquired.
"Well, I'm sooooo ugle, I just kinda hunker down amonst the bushes and when he gets in real close, I jump out a screamin' and making such a face that it "uglies" them to death. I used to take my wife along, but she tore 'em up too bad".
;D