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Post by jaybob on Apr 8, 2006 11:28:51 GMT -5
A man walks into a bar with a monkey and sits at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink and just looks at the monkey and goes back to what he was doing. Here in a little bit the bartender catches the monkey reach over and grabs a cigarette butt and eats it, but he doesn't say anything to the man. A little later the monkey reaches and grabs a beer bottle cap and eats it. This time the bartender goes up to the man and says that he has seen that monkey in the last 10 minutes eat a cigarette butt and a bottle cap. The man assures the bartender that he eats stuff like that all the time, and he'll be alright. The man orders another beer and goes over to the pool table. He gets the balls racked up, and is just getting ready to break when the monkey jumps up on the table and grabs the q-ball and eats it.The bartender seeing this comes over and asks the man if everything is all right. The man says that he has never seen the monkey eat something so big but hopefully he'll be alright. Couple of months later the man and the monkey come back in the bar and sit down for a drink. Here in a little bit the monkey reaches over and grabs a peanut and stick it up his butt and eats it. The bartender comes over and tells the man that is the most disgusting thing he has ever seen. The man explains to him that ever since the q-ball incident he sizes everything first.
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Apr 10, 2006 7:48:06 GMT -5
Great one! LOL
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Post by squirrelhunter on Apr 10, 2006 8:37:31 GMT -5
I guess he learned the hard way. ;D ;D
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Post by bill9068 on Oct 9, 2016 8:21:39 GMT -5
Yep, the hard way, thats funny.
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