Why I hunt, it's for the wife not me!

I don't get the fashion world! Wife said to me yesterday, you think you can pick me up some pheasant feathers, if you go Pheasant hunting? (Like there was a doubt I would go hunting this season?!) For what I ask!? Now she has been the type of wife that lets me hunt whenever or whatever I want; as long as it's bagged by the time it hits her "house". I get the garage. She said "For my hats" Like I just asked her what 1 plus 1 equaled. OK how stupid of me. So I ask her what type of feathers? "I don't know, something that will go good on my hats." OK so I offer that I would bring her the whole bird and she can pick out the feathers. "OK, but make sure it is all clean and dry, or whatever".