The Engineer and The Doctor
Feb 4, 2017 11:55:28 GMT -5
whitetaildave24, Genesis 27:3, and 2 more like this
Post by HighCotton on Feb 4, 2017 11:55:28 GMT -5
An Engineer was unemployed for a long time so he decided he was smart enough to open a medical clinic. He put a sign outside of his clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; We'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."
A Doctor drove by the clinic on a daily basis and he got pretty angry at this new competition. So one day he stopped in, thinking this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000!
Doctor: "I need help. I've lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "Whoa, This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But, that's Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
Doctor: "My eyesight has gone bad. I can't see clearly anymore."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Here, take this $1,000," and he gave the doctor a $500 check.
Doctor: Handing the check back to the Engineer..."Hey, this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That'll be $500."
A Doctor drove by the clinic on a daily basis and he got pretty angry at this new competition. So one day he stopped in, thinking this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000!
Doctor: "I need help. I've lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "Whoa, This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But, that's Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
Doctor: "My eyesight has gone bad. I can't see clearly anymore."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Here, take this $1,000," and he gave the doctor a $500 check.
Doctor: Handing the check back to the Engineer..."Hey, this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That'll be $500."
